Jeju Island: Loveland (NSFW, like, really)

On the island of Jeju, there is a sex-themed park. It's a doozy. The photos are under the jump, because they are assuredly NSFW.

It starts out innocently enough.

This statue is definitely sexual in nature, but I think it's actually kind of beautiful. Classy stuff, you know?

Ok. Now we have a piggy and mouse atop a heart, and a cow waiting to be painted like one of your French girls. Still ok, but definitely getting weirder.

These little piggies were seen throughout the park. This is the beginning of their romance, an innocent little piggy kiss. It got kinkier pretty fast, but they always maintained their zen little smiles.

This giant penis spat water in long skipping arches.

There was also an educational-type section, which included posters on "What is an orgasm?" and "How to Use a Condom" among other themes. This park was originally started because Jeju Island is a honeymoon destination, and many Koreans just didn't know what to do when they arrived.

There was a series of dioramas as well. This one is called "Traditional Home." It's one of the more innocent ones.

This one is called "Greek Love," and is part of an international series.

This one has a man and his dog throwing the signs for victory at each other.

This section was clearly meant to be kinkier, with the masks, but just included such risque topics as oral sex. That face, though.

The best part of this tableau was watching all the ajummas (little old Korean ladies) line up on the penis in their visors and sport suits, make aegyo faces, and take a picture with a giant ass in the background.

No detail was too small to be taken advantage of: ceramic turtles bang.

There was also a series dedicated to elderly love, featuring the most terrifying ajummas possible having their way with skinny, resigned old men.

Strangely proportioned balloon people escorted you out of the park.

So, yeah. It was strange. People were mainly amused by the whole thing. It definitely wasn't titillating in any way, and it was sort of cute to see what is considered to be totally risque and taboo here. It was also interesting to note that while there were mountains of penises, complete with hair, veins, and droopy balls, the depictions of female genitalia were all smooth and Barbie-esque. So maybe not the best place to learn how to please your wife, after all, though it would probably get the conversation started, at least.