Stuff I have had to make my students say

This is not a post dedicated to the ridiculous things my students say of their own free will. This is a post dedicated to the phrases I have been forced to teach my students, to make them repeat them ad nauseum until they were etched into their little brains, thanks to the Korean national curriculum.

• The lemon said, "I'm bigger than an orange."
• There is a penguin standing at the magic bus stop.
• May I have a fork? (uttered of course by the hapless waygookin child who can't use chopsticks)
• Do you remember what the kiwi bird said?
• You look like a Scotsman.
• How **** it is!
• My face pouch has many songs.
• Yes. I'm your Daddy-Long-Legs.
• Sorry, but you may not have your dress.
• I rode Rony, a flying cat.
• Look at the blue cap! Oh, it's a blue cap. This is a blue cap for you. (WHAT IS IT?!)

The upcoming unit is entitled "King Sejong Invented Hangeul." It includes the following exchange:

• Jiho: He invented Hangeul, the Korean alphabet. Now everyone can read and write.
• Amy: He did a really good job!
• Jiho: Yes. He did many things for us. He made a water clock, too.
• Amy: He's amazing.

Jeezy Creezy.