A Poem, on Deskwarming

How much time can one person spend
     on Facebook
          or Buzzfeed
               or cooking blogs
                    or Slate
                         or wherever?
On Monday I cut circles out of cardboard.
Today I painted them:
Gold, Silver, and Brown
     (to pass for Bronze).
Next I will glue ribbons to them.
               Also,
I watch television
     on my computer.
Then I go on the internet

                         yet

                         again.

(Forgive me this sarcastic exercise.)