Teacher Trip

I'm about to depart on an overnight trip to an island with most of the teachers from my school. Here is the schedule, kindly translated (in brief) for me:

Friday
3:30 Departure
5:00 Arrive and settle in
5:30 Raw Fish Dinner (yum!)
7:00 Party

Saturday
8:00 Breakfast
9:00 Bus
9:30 Forest Time
10:20 Bus
11:00 Walk Among the Reeds (sounds poetic)
11:50 Bus
12:00 Lunch
1:00 Bus
1:10 Fabric Museum
2:10 bus
2:30 Bird Exhibit
3:30 Bus
3:50 Market
4:30 Bus
6:00 Arrive Home

Will I wind up drunk on this teacher trip, as I have on all others abroad? Will the bus be a karaoke bus? Will the raw fish be the still-wiggling octopus so popular here? Will I fall into a body of water? Check back on Monday for the answers to these and other pressing concerns.